Latest Yard Critter

Kinja'd!!! "FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
10/30/2016 at 20:22 • Filed to: LIZARD, YARDLOPNIK

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So earlier this month it was !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . Today it was... whatever the heck this thing is. Size 11.5 for reference. Yay Texas. I think the creepy crawlers are getting the memo that Halloween is right around the corner.

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DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
10/30/2016 at 20:24

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Is there any way you can mail him too me?


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/30/2016 at 20:26

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Um... I think he escaped under the fence... maybe if I see him again... alive or dead?


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
10/30/2016 at 20:28

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Some sort of skink?


Kinja'd!!! S65 > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
10/30/2016 at 20:28

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That looks like a Skink of some sort


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
10/30/2016 at 20:34

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Alive, but I can’t really have a lizard. I’d love it my nephew would love it (is crazy about dinosaurs so lizards are the next best thing), but it would not be welcomed in my wife’s house.


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/30/2016 at 20:34

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That was my first thought, though most are striped and smaller than this. Maybe some sort of whiptail?


Kinja'd!!! Captain of the Enterprise > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
10/30/2016 at 20:34

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Weird question but what kind of shoes are those? I like them


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Captain of the Enterprise
10/30/2016 at 20:42

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The North Face Single Track Hayasa 2. Out of production, but you might be able to find some on clearance. I love them and will keep wearing these ones around the house until I wear holes in them. Outside of work, I’ve worn The North Face shoes exclusively (except for a pair of Adidas Samba’s) for about 5 years now. My newest ones are the Ultra Cardiac, which are essentially an updated version of these.


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/30/2016 at 20:45

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Hmm... not sure how to mail a living lizard lol... yeah my 3 year old son is obsessed with dinosaurs and thought it was the coolest thing. My 7 year old daughter screamed and ran away.


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
10/30/2016 at 20:49

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Hey lil guy! (Or gal)

I found a tarantula outside my apartment a couple of weeks ago. One of my neighbors squished it. :( Don’t they know tarantulas eat the bugs that are really gross?

I’ve also got carpenter bees. It’s fun to watch them fly drunkenly around.


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Xyl0c41n3
10/30/2016 at 20:54

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Yeah my wife and I go back and forth on the tarantulas. I prefer to let them be, but they creep her out so if we start seeing a lot of them they eventually get evicted. We had a nest a few years back and they were all over the yard. I also tend to let scorpions be outside of the house because they are killing the nuisance bugs, but once they come inside they are dead.


Kinja'd!!! jimz > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
10/30/2016 at 21:00

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you can mail a live lizard, but your recipient is likely to receive a dead one.


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > jimz
10/30/2016 at 21:20

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Details.


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
10/31/2016 at 09:08

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I’m not an expert, but I think you have a Texas Alligator Lizard by your foot. http://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/32048-Gerrhonotus-infernalis

This is the time of year when all the critters start looking for relatively warm places to sleep for the winter. Prepare for the invasion!


Kinja'd!!! FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > TheRealBicycleBuck
10/31/2016 at 10:14

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Pretty sure you’re right. I googled Texas Alligator Lizard last night and the first picture result or two didn’t look like it, but based on your link and a few others that sure looks like it.